Two Sentence Short stories

“You can’t make a story with just two sentences”!

“Watch me”.

 

After the wing healed, I let her go.

I believed in angels after that.

 

“You’re going to die alone”.

“That may be, but I’ll live with her”.

 

“You deserve someone who knows you better.

And here, I saved you the blue M&Ms”.

 

A tree landed on my car before it spun out of control.

I got out of my car and said “Thanks Dad, and rest in peace”.

 

“I like things a gentleman should not enjoy” he said.

“I’ve got handcuffs in my bag” she replied with a smile.

 

“That’s ok sweetie, we all have demons”.

“Are yours in your basement too”?

 

It was a boy meets girl story until the dick pic was sent.

He was surprised to say the least.

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Pokédate

pokemon-go

Dropping a lure was the perfect lonliness cure

I caught a Pikachu

A Jinx

And you

You’re as pretty and rare as Mew

And I hoped I could be your Mew too

I must have had a lucky egg in my inventory

Because this could be the perfect love story

So we share locations for poké stops and gyms

And you ask is there a her as I ask is there a him

We smile and decide to hatch these ten kilometer eggs with company

So we’re walking and talking when suddenly

You see a gym and dive into action with a Butterfree

And I say that gym is already taken by me

It says on your phone that it’s ruled by Valor but you must have missed it”

Then you broke my heart when you said you were Team Mystic

I can’t believe we Pokédated

Mystic is overrated

Valor is this gyn’s ruler

Articuno may be cold but Moltres is cooler

You can try and take that gym but I won’t let it be

Our love has fainted

And so will your Butterfree